My Day Judging the Science Fair

I’m really excited about this.

Okay, first project.  Oh, cool, a volcano.  Wow, that’s really great, kid.

Alright-y, number two.  A volcano.  You didn’t copy off of him, did you?  I’m just kidding you, kid.

Okay, number three.  Aaaand it’s a volcano.  This one…this one, uh, a tube in a pile of dirt?  And you pour the stuff in the top.  Cool.

And now we have another volcano.

You know what’s fucked up about this?  Unless there is a volcano somewhere that erupts vinegar and baking soda, I’ve just seen four different volcanoes and learned nothing about volcanoes.

Kids, you are banned from science.