“Okay, guys. We have to redo this whole yard. So we need something to mark the locations of sprinkler heads, pipes, and so on. I’m thinking really shitty-looking neon flags that we stab into the ground. They’ll bend and shred in moments, basically as soon as you leave them on the ground. And they definitely need to be bright neon colors because I probably wouldn’t notice a goddamn entire flag sticking out of the ground. Also, let’s get our logo on there over and over. A lot of people are going to be wondering where they can get such a wonderful item, so let’s make it easy for them to find us. Oh, and last of all, we will NEVER remove these, even though they are clearly meant to be VERY temporary. We will let nature and the whims of 15 year-olds walking by determine the fate of our flags.”
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