What They Say When I Punch in My Old Home Phone Number to Use My Safeway Card:
“Looks good. Thank you, Mr. Wasson!”
What They’re Saying Without Realizing It:
“Looks good. By the way, just wanted to remind you of your mom’s ex from when you were in high school who moved out under sad circumstances and you still have a soft spot for, yet never talk to! I can’t possibly see how calling you by the name that pops up could go south!”