Moments In Life When I Wish a Bubble Machine Hadn’t Gone Off Right Next to Me

When I opened dad’s old cigar box and found self-taken naked Polaroids inside.

At the precise moment they started lowering the casket into the ground.

Every time my haircut lady finishes cutting my hair.

Right when I stood up at my first AA meeting.

Halfway through the silent pause that followed telling my girlfriend that I was going to need her to try a little harder in the makeup department.