Oh, come on. Is this really necessary?
What the hell? Isn’t True or False enough? Isn’t that the whole beauty of True/False?
It’s bad enough that these things often include a seven-degree feelings barometer on how you felt about the pens provided at the seminar
Loved them enough to Marry/Civil Union them.
Loved them okay, but the love quickly faded after I left the building.
Loved them medium.
Did not love them, did not hate them.
Hated them like poison.
Would not use them to stab a suffering kitten as a form of euthanasia.
Enough already. Hasn’t anyone noticed that movie critics do not have seven tics on their chart? Good, bad, medium. That’s all we need. Burger King doesn’t ask if you want a drink in one of their 7 sizes.
Get it together, amateur survey makers.