[alarm]
Okay, c’mon buddy. We can do this. Once you’ve slept the 45 seconds more before your next alarm goes off, you’ll be ready to face the day with a fresh attitude and an alarmingly sunny disposition.
Here we go, shower time. Wash off that weekend freedom. Hello work sterility and lack of body odor. Who wants to sit around and smell all day anyway? Huh? Sitting around, playing fun video games and falling asleep by accident on the couch? HAHA! WHOOO! NOBODY, HUH!?
Sweet. Nothing like treating yourself to a nice breakfast. On your lap in the car. I don’t know why I don’t do this all the time. I’d save so much time. And enjoyment of foods, which I could save for weekdays.
Here’s the parking lot. Nobody’s here yet. Hooooo, don’t cry. Someone will be here in a second, and they’ll know if you were crying. Get up, roll down your window to unlatch the door because the handle’s broken, and go get ’em.