Alright, let’s kick things off. Let’s all go around the room and everyone can name their worst romantic regret. Don’t be afraid to get sexy, we’re all friends here.
Just to get started, we’re going to play a little game. These index cards all have the name of a high-ranking Nazi official on them. You’re going to take a card- DON’T LOOK AT IT- and stick it to your forehead. Then you have to try and ask questions and figure out who you are.
One good way to kick things off is to get to know each other. I want you all to think about the best vacation you’ve ever had. Then I want you to think about what it would have been like if you woke up in your hotel, or cruise cabin or whatever, next to the murdered corpse of a mysterious man. Think about it, then share with the group what you think your level of arousal would have been like.
We’ll go around the room, and I want each of you to describe you dad in detail. Physically.
I like to have a little fun in my seminars, so before we get started, I’d like to play a little game. I’ve totaled my payment for doing this today, and I want everyone to take a slip of paper and write how much money they’re making to be here today. Then I look at the papers and laugh because you all have a skill and I just go around telling people some business bullshit I read out of a book, yet the numbers never add up. I can’t even imagine being as poor as you and doing that amount of work. Insane!