HILARIOUS Joke Time

I have some questions about this phone call (play below under “Play Now”), which was left on the work voicemail of a friend.

1. What does Texas have to do with anything?

2. Why was there so much stumbling and bumbling at the beginning there?

3. Where on earth did you see a bear chasing a badger?

4. Are bear/badger conflicts common in the natural world?

5. Are bears and badgers natural enemies? Because this is the first time I’ve heard of this?

6. What does the heat have to do with them both walking in a life or death conflict?

7. Were you almost cracking yourself up in there? Because it sounded like it.