Because of the steady volume of films involving a body switch (Freaky Friday, whatever that fucking movie is that’s out right now, Freaky Friday again) I got to thinking about the part in these movies where they switch bodies. So, in order to live up to the helpful portion of my name, I thought it a good idea to come up with some ideas, which I post here now for free use, on how to accomplish the body switch without wasting too much time.
-Jerry and Craig are double-teaming a woman who turns out to be a fairy godmother, and as their engorged members touch inside her at one point, they feel a strange pulling sensation as their souls are…
-After finding what looks like that ring weapon that Xena used, Rick decides it would make a totally killer frisbee golf bee. His uptight friend, Ron, says he doesn’t think it’s such a good idea. They both throw at the same time and their bees collide. Then, suddenly, there’s this pulling feeling…
-At a Daddy-Daughter Dance, a daughter and father who sometimes don’t see eye to eye are standing off to the side. After trying to get them to dance, the special guest performer, Cyndi Lauper, spikes the punch with a magic elixir. As both daddy and daughter drink, they feel a peculiar pulling motion spinning the room…
-Michael buys a mood ring from an old Chinese man who is very reluctant to sell it, but then gives in with a stern warning that it should never be worn past midnight. Michael’s dad comes into his room at 11:59 to tell him to shut off his video game player, when they both start to feel very strange, very strange indeed…
-Brian is not so excited about sharing the house with his wife and their new baby. When he accidentally takes a swig of breat milk from the fridge, which was put into a special bottle that was given to them by a wise, salt-and-pepper-haired African American woman, Brain feels suddenly as if his body is on the floor below him and he’s shooting across…
-One day these two assholes just woke up and they were switched. Because let’s be serious, that it’s as logical an explanation as fortune cookies, magic fountains, boardwalk fortune tellers, and whatever other bullshit.