Whenever I go to someone’s house and they have a water dispenser on the fridge, they really want you to use that shit.
Go ahead, try it. Reach for the tap.
Let me say it how they would say it:
Go ahead, reach for the tap, motherfucker. Shit right in my face and reach for that tap.
What is going on with this? Is fridge water going through some kind of process that I’m not aware of?
Let me ask another question: Did you recognize that picture at the top?
Fact, fridge-using motherfuckers: If that water is filtered, are you aware that there is a filter in there? ALL filters need to be replaced, and that one needs replacing about every six months.
Have you ever called someone who said, “Me? Not much. Just replacing the water filter on my refrigerator.”
Nobody does that shit!
Feel free to print off the picture at the top for your nice afternoon stumble around Home Depot.
I’m not kidding though, people act like you decided to get a drink and scoop a cup in the gutter where there’s that nice oil rainbow going on and they’re part concerned for your safety, part upset because nobody wants to do that hospital drive.
But hey, there’s no talking sense to these people. Let them have their fridge water and their humidifiers and their clothes with all the buttons attached. Those upper-crusters.