Alarms, though annoying, make sense in a lot of situations. Fires. Burglar alarms. Sirens that go off in the middle of techno dance songs.
You know what probably doesn’t warrant a piercing, insane alarm? Coffee that has just now expired past an aribitrary time limit. I appreciate the commitment to quality, but if you don’t take care of it RIGHT NOW I think we’ll all be okay. Seriously. We’re all going to be okay.