Can someone explain these to me?
So you have this big ass car, and for some reason you can’t fit a goddamn cooler inside.
You have so much bullshit in there that you couldn’t squeeze in something the size of a toddler’s corpse. It’s just jam-packed.
Hey everyone, I have a solution: a rack that goes outside and dangles one foot above the moving pavement.
This is clearly something meant for kids to ride on the back of cars in Dick Tracy days, or possibly as a punishment “seat” for the family dog when he is misbehaving on a long road trip. What this is not is a good solution for your complete inability to pack a car.
In the time it takes to put this thing on, couldn’t you just rearrange some shit and squeeze it in? Barring that, use the time to make a leisurely stroll to the nearest ATM, pull out $300, and leave your oldest kid at home. Trust me, you’ll be happier, he’ll be happier. Old Faithful will be around way longer than that little fucker will, so let him enjoy a weekend of Funyuns and the illicit drinking Kahlua that’s been in the sun for nine months.