Potential Names for My In-Progress Cookbook

More Bacon Than You’d Think Necessary

 

Down (in the basement level) Home (shitty apartment) Cookin’ (sort of)

 

[front cover just a chart explaining symptoms of heart attack]

100% Failed Attempts to Make a Non-Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

 

Save the Drippings: the Education of a Pulled Pork Enthusiast

 

40 Pages on Barbecue Sauce Followed by 8 Pages of Recipes That Seem Like Me Yelling at You.

 

364 Great Recipes plus One Obligatory Vegetarian Dish That’s Total Shit.