Deaf Cruise
the cruise attended by only deaf mute people. And me.
Omega Man Cruise
the cruise where everything is done for you while you sleep, and then during the day the entirety of the staff and other attendees disappear into a holding cell.
Cruise for People Who Don’t Carry on Loud Conversations With Themselves in their Cabins
the cruise where you don’t have to be weirded out when some weirdo comes out of his weird room and you realize that he wasn’t talking to someone else but carrying on that emphatic discussion about leaving towels on the floor with himself.
Bed Bug Cruise
the cruise where you forget your troubles, are deloused when you get on, and then sail the seas while the bed bugs in your apartment slowly starve over a period of two years.
Librarian Cruise
the cruise attended by all librarians, which would…haha, just kidding. Pale losers.