Guessing Game: Which of the Following People Was My Partner in CPR Class, Who I Essentially Had to Spoon While Standing

Person A:  Attractive, 20-something woman with some light acne scarring and a very nice smile.

Person B:  Motherly, daycare provider with a very warm personality.

Person C:  Knowledgeable somewhat redneck man who was very competent.

Person D:  Kind woman, 5 months pregnant.

Person E:  …imagine George Costanza with a goatee, scabby head, and no desire to be in the class, who removes his sweatshirt, pulling up his t-shirt in the process and revealing wings of hair connecting his armpits to his belly button with a trail of hair.