One Way To Tell If You’re Rich is To Examine Your Laundry Procedures

Putting a small percentage of your clothing into one machine that takes specialized detergent and is capable of both washing and drying……….Rich.

Collecting a decent percentage of your wardrobe in a plastic basket which you segregate into lights and darks and then load into the washer and dryer, finishing most of the laundry on a Sunday afternoon……….Pretty Okay

Scavenging articles of clothing that you wore last week but know you must wash because you also have to wear them this week while making sure that none of your neighbors are using the onsite facility……….Not as Okay

Wearing Incredible Hulk pajamas with a hole that exposes most of your nutsack while you tear the floormats out of your car looking for quarters to do one load of laundry, which combined with other articles of clothing that are only a little filthy should be enough to get you through the week……….Bad

Walking around the room, picking things off the floor and then smelling them over and over to see which is the least offensive, then rubbing a dryer sheet on them and letting them hang on the towel bar while you shower so the steam takes out a couple of the many, many wrinkles……….Welcome to the Scumbag Elite