“This is a lot more romantic than I thought. Which is to say, it’s a little romantic.
Could have done without the part where the woman laughs and shoots semen out of her nose. Also, I don’t really get the man’s desire to fuck the OTHER nostril at a later date. I would think they’re pretty much the same?
Anyway, it’s a classic romantic setup. Guy with micro penis meets woman with abnormally large nostrils.
I’ll say this too, I find the cover model’s bored expression to be a little odd. Where do they find the models for these? What do they tell them? Are they just stock photos who never dreamed they’d be on the cover of a book about getting nostril fucked?”