“This is a great era of Batman comics that I don’t think I could’ve appreciated until I was an old man.
My brother turned officially old last year, and his name is Ian. And just today, I came up with the name “Eon” to slap on him, both because it rhymes with his real name and correctly expresses how old he is.
If someone has invented a time machine, please let me know. I’d like to go back in time, set this up for myself, and then get back and make a sweet burn on my brother. I mean, we’re both going to be in our 40’s. Pretty soon it’ll be gross for us to burn each other. But it’ll still happen anyway. “