“This is a great book for anyone, and it works for just about any artistic endeavor. It’s great for writers, visual artists, and of course, aspiring songwriters.
The one song I want to write is a parody of Nelly’s “Hot in Herre.” About farts.
Here are the lyrics I have so far:
I was like
good gracious
ass is loquacious
stink tracers flying in their faces
Lookin’ for the right time to shoot my steam, you know (this is an original lyric, BTW)
Lookin’ to vent farts from my seam
Then bum, stink squeezin’, stink is leaving oh
Me freeing my bean buns
[then I need more lyrics, but here’s the chorus]
I’m blastin’ farts in here
shootin’ them through my clothes
(I am farting so much
I’m gonna blow my clothes off)
That’s as far as I got. Don’t thank me, thank Jeff Tweedy.”