“This book has motivated me to start a RenFest, but a very different kind of RenFest.
You show up, everything smells terrible, anyone over 35 is put into “The Afterlife” which is a roped off area in the parking lot, you walk in through a misting tent that covers you in manure, blood, sweat, and saliva along with some proprietary ingredients, there is no water inside, only beer and wine because we haven’t figured out how to clean water yet, and then you work a menial job for the day while royalty (the staff) ignore you if you’re lucky.
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