“The Weatherman, Vol. 1”

“The other day I was looking at rejected vanity plate requests for Colorado. They were pretty hilarious, although there are some weird things. For example, you can’t put 666 in your vanity plate. Why? I mean, I know WHY, but that seems like a church and state thing, right?

What was weird is that there were a BUNCH of rejections for vanity plates featuring variations on “blockchain.” Which I couldn’t figure out. All I could come up with is that it was some kind of sex thing, like…well, I don’t really know what it would be, but there would be multiple people involved, hence the chain, and then block would be something gross. But as far as I can tell, it’s just technical mumbo, maybe even jumbo, that doesn’t seem to have sinister meaning.

But maybe I’m wrong. I thought this was the most appropriate space to ask.”