“Princess Decomposia and Count Spatula”

“Super cute, exactly what you’re looking for if you read 4 or 5 pages and like what you see.

I would like to name a cat Decomposia. It sounds cute and also spooky. But I don’t think my partner, Poonmaster Flex, would go for that. Even though HER nickname is Poonmaster Flex.

Mine is a life of contradictions.”