“Smoke Gets in Your Eyes & Other Lessons from the Crematory”

“Solid shit. Pretty explicit, but not salacious.

It does sag a little in the last third or so when Doughty leaves her job, has a failed non-romance, and so on. Based on what happens as a result, I felt a little shitty for being bored during those parts…but not so shitty as to compel me to make a time machine, take a trip back, and tell myself, “Dude, before you read this, it’s kinda boring for a bit, but keep it to yourself.” Or, I guess I didn’t even have enough care to not mention it in this review.

I would say it made me reconsider what I want done with my body, but I already knew. Plastination. Take my skin off and put me on display with all those dead Chinese political prisoners.

Do I have enough ego to think I’d make a pretty hot skinless man? Yes. Yes I do. “