“Outcast, Vol. 1: A Darkness Surrounds Him”

“Scene:

[DEMON comes to earth to possess a human]

[PETE is walking down the street, minding his own business. These two things go together, walking down a street and minding own business]

[DEMON spots PETE and jumps into his body]

DEMON: Oh my god. This body has been FILLED with pork products. I’m used to living in actual hell, but this is a bit much even for me.

[DEMON leaves PETE’s body. PETE feels sudden hunger for piece of fruit, but mistakes that signal for hunger for Slim Jims. Plural}

fin”