“Scene:
[DEMON comes to earth to possess a human]
[PETE is walking down the street, minding his own business. These two things go together, walking down a street and minding own business]
[DEMON spots PETE and jumps into his body]
DEMON: Oh my god. This body has been FILLED with pork products. I’m used to living in actual hell, but this is a bit much even for me.
[DEMON leaves PETE’s body. PETE feels sudden hunger for piece of fruit, but mistakes that signal for hunger for Slim Jims. Plural}
fin”