“Batman: No Man’s Land, Vol. 2”

“Oh, Catwoman!

Apparently at this point the world thought Selina Kyle was dead and that she was pushed off a roof by Catwoman. I don’t know how that move was pulled off, but it seems that she got by just fine. It’s not like she’s Peter Parker trying to get a science degree. She’s an International Jewel Thief. As opposed to a Tri-State Area Jewel Thief. So her human alter ego probably doesn’t really matter too much.

At one point in this particular caper, she assembles a crew of three crazy dudes, and as they prepare for the big job they check into a fancy hotel where Catwoman promptly retires to the bathtub in order to study some files.

I DO find that nothing helps me unwind from being a Jewel Thief with 3 strange men in the next room who may try to kill me, nothing helps me unwind from that better than a nice bubble bath while reading files.

I have to ask because I just want to make sure I’m not way outside the norm here. What is the average person’s ratio of bubble baths to non-bubble? Because I don’t think I’ve ever taken a bubble bath since I’ve been old enough to purchase bubble bath. Is Mr. Bubble still a guy? Is that a preferred brand?

Because in TV and comics it seems like every bath is a bubble bath.

I DO darken the water with dye so as not to be disgusted by my repulsive nude body. But that’s just me.”