“Lon Cheney seems like he was an interesting character, and I sort of liked the single-page outlines of some of the movies he was in, which had pretty wacky plots. A guy pretends to have no arms, has arms, and has an extra thumb, then gets caught murdering someone, but they only see the extra thumb, THEN the guy who pretended to have no arms chops off his arms so he won’t be a murder suspect. That’s some Grade A nonsense.”