“It’s a quick read and a good laugh. Maybe like Hyperbole & a Half, but a bit more out there in terms of what happens and the illustrations.
Can I ask something? Who decided that in the world, there are cat people and dog people? How are those the two options? What about a lizard? That seems a lot more different. Or a parrot. If someone owns a dog or cat, that doesn’t necessarily tell me a lot about them. If they own a parrot? It tells me the one thing I need to know, which is that we will never hang out at their house.
Also, when are we finished excusing that thing where a cat brings you a dead bird? That’s crazy. And where did that cat even learn to do that? That would be like if my mom did something really nice, and as a reward I went out, broke into the museum, and brought her a tiger pelt so that she would stay warm all winter. It’s like a million thousand years since we did that. You say the cat is just showing its appreciation, I say the cat is kinda dim. I mean, hasn’t this guy noticed how much time I spend making the place nice and clean? And I’m a human. Obviously, if I want a bunch of bird corpses around, I can make that happen. I have not made that happen, which I think is a pretty good indicator that I don’t want it to happen.
Finally, can someone invent a pill that makes cat pee not smell? And by that I mean either a pill to change the chemistry of cat pee or disable a very specific portion of my sense of smell. Because that would really change lives.”