“In this one, the meta-joke is about the massive crossover events that take place in comics. Which include:
Crisis on Infinite Earths: This was written by a guy whose real last name is “Wolfman.” Who also wrote Dracula and Blade comics. Sometimes things just make sense.
Secret Wars: Send a bunch of dudes to some planet to fight. Sounds a little like what was happening before, but sure, why not.
Secret Wars II: There was another one. Even more secret-er? You be the judge.
Secret Wars: Not to be confused with Secret Wars.
House of M: Either a crossover or some kind of hip-hop album. Can’t remember. Maybe both.
Avengers versus X-Men: In which our popular characters have to pick a side, our B-level characters know their place, and C-level characters are mostly depicted lying in piles of rubble after being punched a bunch.
Secret Invasion: Why’s it always a secret with these guys.
Age of Apocalypse: What if Wolverine had a peg hand?
Blackest Night: Not what you’re thinking. This came after the era when any black superhero had “Black” in their name.
Civil War: It was brother against brother. Not literally, even though there were about a billion siblings in the Marvel U.
Infinite Crisis: DC is so dramatic. Always in crisis mode.”