“I’m trying to think of something hilarious to do for my new driver’s license photo. Most people try and look their best, and it never works, so I figure I might as well get a novelty picture on purpose.
The only thing I’ve gotten my girlfriend (Poonmaster Flexxx) to agree with is the idea of getting a bowl cut, getting my license, and immediately getting the bowl cut fixed into a regular, adult male cut. Which I guess would work, but I feel weird asking my haircut guy if he’ll do that. I’m willing to pay in full for both haircuts, but as a haircut guy, is it professionally insulting to do a bad haircut on purpose? “