“I took 7 quizzes to find out which Ninja Turtle I am.
Results:
Donatello: 4
Leonardo: 1
Raphael: 1
Michelangelo: 1
Well, I guess that’s not so bad. I do machines, as we all know from the song, which I still propose we make the new national anthem because why not, and “o’er” is so outdated.
Don’t we all want to be Michelangelo, though? Isn’t that the person we all want to be?
That’s gonna be my resolution for 2023: More Michelangelo.
This is my Year of Yes, but I guess it mostly involves eating pizza, wearing orange, and making the least practical weapons decision possible. “