“Stay Out of the Basement (Goosebumps, #2)”

“I think RL Stine wrote this because he was just trying to get some peace in the basement and his kids wouldn’t leave him alone.

I wish parents could write in and suggest things for him to instill fear about.

Wait…maybe that DID happen.

Stay out of the basement!

Oo, don’t go to that one major theme park, it’s haunted as hell(not to mention expensive)!

Be afraid of haunted masks, someone might take yours and turn it into an inferior seque starring Jamie kennedy. “