“I think I fucked up and read this in the wrong order?
Oh, well. It happens.
It’s very Mark Millar: everyone is doing infidelity, superheroes are immature losers, etc.
I would think a superhero could get away with cheating, TBH.
One, who would believe the person on the side? “Wonder Woman has been banging me for 7 weeks now!” Yeah, right, buddy. And Firestorm gave me a handy on Tuesday.
Two, they are totally used to living double lives, this is a triple life. I think the rule of double lives is that each subsequent life, buried within the previous, is easier to manage than the last. So life 3 is half as hard as life 2, life 4 is half as hard as life 3, and so on.
Three, if they person only knows they’re banging Booster Gold, and they don’t know who Booster Gold actually is, then there’s not much chance of getting caught here.
Four, if things go sideways, just hop on some cosmic treadmill or something and undo time. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Crisis on Infinite Earths was all initiated because Plastic Man was hitting it on the side, and he needed a way to cover the whole thing up? What better way than to destroy an entire universe?”