“The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 2: Dallas”

“I read this thing almost 10 years ago? How is that possible? How have I gotten so old?

I have to trim my nose hairs now. That’s never something I thought about 10 years ago

It would be nice if human aging was a little different. Like maybe you’d look like hell but FEEL better than ever? That’d be nice, I’d be okay with that.

Or you could look better and feel worse.

Why both? That just seems cruel. “