“Everyone hates the hyperloop, including the characters in this book, who see the desire to build a hyperloop as proof of techbro doucheship.
I would love for a hyperloop to exist. But, to be honest, I’d settle for like a regular-ass train.
Where I live, it’s pretty fuckin’ stupid that there’s no train between cities. It’s not all that far between them, but we all drive, and it sucks my anus.
If we lose twitter and gain a hyperloop, I’m down. “