“Did you, by chance, stay up late to watch Cinemax movies that had about 8 seconds of nudity? Were those 8 seconds often involved in the saving of a summer camp, beach resort, or other thing beloved by youth? Then you’re the perfect audience for Save The Arkade.
If you didn’t, then…I guess Wuthering Heights? That seems like a solid, legit novel for people who didn’t watch late night Cinemax.”