“After my last review of Thief of Thieves where I mostly used the review to promote my own book, The Heist-est Heist Ever Heisted, I realized I’d done something wrong, and now I want to make up for it.
…mmmhahahaha! I’m doing it again! I already put the book name in the review AGAIN!
I’m typing this from the back of a van outside Goodreads HQ. There’s a bunch of computers and cables and shit in here. I have no idea what I’m doing, but that’s why being the tech guy is awesome. Just say, “Shit. They’re using a new encryption. Re-routing!” and it’s not like anyone’s going to know what that means.
You can be the tech guy for any heist so long as you’re willing to go through a dumpster. I’ve always said that. You’ll find everything you need there, and everyone will think you’re a tech whiz. And while you’re in that dumpster, good chance you’ll find The Heist-est Heist Ever Heisted: A Heist Story of a Heist by me, Pete.
Oops, I did it again.”