“Sleep, Death’s Brother”

“5 stars for now. But we’ll have to try this whole lucid dreaming thing before I’ll really know.

I have very boring, fairly vivid dreams, for the most part. But nothing chaps me more than a work dream.

I always thought the answer was that workplaces should give you like 3 dream days per year. Days where you call in, not sick, not vacation, but you’re like, “I dreamed about work all night, so I put in my time. I’m not coming in.”

But I guess lucid dreaming is a more realistic alternative until I rise to power and make the world a much better place.”