Can we all take a close look at this thing for a second?
Now imagine you’re an artist creating the new design for the nickel. Okay, it’s not the quarter, but it’s also not the penny. And the dime is too fucking small, so you’ve probably got about the second best coin in terms of art creation.
You draw this buffalo that is going to dress up the back of every nickel in town.
Okay, here’s the question:
How much time do you spend on the cock?
Some people have told me that they didn’t notice it. How could you not notice it? Seriously, it’s right fucking there. What were you so focused on that you missed it? I’m not on the lookout for genitalia on currency, but if it’s right there in exactly the spot it belongs, I’ll probably take note.
Was it really necessary? Were you concerned that people would complain? Hey, that looks like a buffalo, but I happen to know that a buffalo has a big ol’ cock triangle thing going on downstairs, so this is not like any buffalo I’ve ever seen.
I’ve never seen Abe Lincoln’s cock on the fucking penny, and that’s something that would interest the public. If you did a limited edition Abe Lincoln and his Stovepipe edition penny, that thing would be worth some cash right there.
Just saying.