“Fair Game”

“The movie that answers the question: is it worse to cast supermodels or professional athletes? 

The answer is complicated. 

You want to watch a movie with a supermodel in it because you’d rather watch a supermodel. Neither can act, but the supermodel looks like, well, a supermodel, while the athlete looks pretty much like some dude. 

BUT, the athlete’s movie is infinitely more watchable because the athlete won’t be in some nonsensical drama. He’ll be a genie, a superhero, or, at worst, playing basketball in space a cartoon bunny babe. So while the athlete is less of a draw for me personally, the movies he’s likely to be in are probably more entertaining, even though they’re also pretty bad.”