“I give this 5 stars even though it spawned an NES game that forces you to kill a bunch of dogs on the first level, is impossibly obtuse, and is so goddamn difficult that I couldn’t finish it WITH GAME GENIE, WHICH I HAD.
It’s funny that I had Aliens toys, Predator toys, video games, all this stuff for R-rated movies, but the fact that there were Robocop toys and an animated series was so absurd that it outdid anything that happened in Robocops 1 or 2.
It’s possible something wilder happened in 3, I can’t remember that one, other than thinking that even a jetpack couldn’t save it.”