“I saw a lot of movies in the theater more than once at this time.
I went and saw Payback, and I brought in a gallon of root beer.
Yes, a gallon, just for me.
We had a mom and pop hamburger place that would let you buy gallons of soda, presumably because you’d have an entire family gathering or something, but I went ahead and bought one, carried it into the theater in a backpack, and proceeded to drink the entire thing.
I’ve never peed so many times during a movie as I did during Payback.
Now, this could be me misremembering the movie, because there was another movie I saw, and I brought in an entire large pizza in plastic bags. I’m 75% sure that Payback was the root beer movie, but it could’ve been the pizza movie.”