“I started watching this every year in Ash Wednesday to celebrate a holiday I’ve never understood. I’m really making it my own, you know? Which is probably blasphemous, but I’m pretty sure it’s only blasphemous to one of the religions where you can just apologize.
So now my yearly ritual is to watch Army of Darkness on Ash Wednesday, then slide into Apologize to God Thursday.
I have a pretty complex and silly holiday schedule. Try and keep up.”