Me On That Fucking Show Where You Redecorate Your Neighbor’s House

Okay, first I’d just like to say thanks for all the hard work you did on my house.  I always wanted salmon-colored walls and long dry grass hanging everywhere.  Thanks a shitload.  I also wanted to make a confession:  I saw the house before starting in on yours.  Sorry about that.

Let’s take a look.

You can see here I went ahead and took a shit on your living room floor.  I then went ahead and jerked off and tried to land the cum on the shit.  I thought that would be a nice color contrast.  But I missed the shit, so the effect is lost, but hey, we’re all doing this home improvement stuff for the first time, right?

This is your bedroom.  You probably don’t notice any difference.  One word:  cameras.  Happy hunting.

Out here you can see I broke all your fucking windows and threw the glass in the pool.  I thought, hell, why have a pool and not have access to it right away.  And maybe the glass on the bottom will encourage you all to keep swimming, because you could stand to lose the weight.

There are bed bugs and I killed your dog.

See ya.