This one’s got its charms, but at the end of the day, wizards doing magic, not like a ton of new shit brought to the table.
Get it, “charms.”
Now Charmed, THAT was a show. They cracked the code: What if wizards were hot babes?
Or maybe The Craft pioneered that. Wizards, but BABES.
Or Sabrina, depending on…yep, just checked, Sabrina was 20 in real life when that show filmed, so it’s acceptable to call her a babe.
This is a pretty good idea that has mostly been limited to magic. Why? Those are all well-regarded pieces of media that probably made someone a shitload of money. Why can’t Hollywood use this same idea in other genres?
A western, but what if, instead of grizzled dudes, everyone was babes?
A sci-fi with astronauts, but instead of a ship where it’s mostly dudes and one babe saves the day (well, sorta, I guess Ripley saved herself and a cat), it’s mostly babes, and then one of the babes saves the day. It could also just be all babes.
A heist movie where it’s all babes. And they’re robbing, like, Hooters HQ.
Arachnophobia, but instead of spiders everywhere bothering Jeff Daniels, it’s a bunch of babes, and instead of bothering Jeff Daniels they’re bothering some other babe. By the way, there’s a boob shot in that movie, which I know because it came out in 1990, so I was 7, and you come to know these things. Only problem was, it was a boob shot of a lady in the shower, and a spider gets washed down her cleavage. It’s very confusing to a young lad to watch this, something vile bookended by boobs. I don’t know what the director was thinking. Let’s do the boob thing, THEN the spider thing separately. C’mon, man.
Indiana Jones, except he’s on a quest to find a secret city of babes, and he does immediately, before the credits, so the whole movie takes place there.
Star Wars, but with babes instead of the stars. AND instead of the wars. I guess this is the place to admit I’ve never seen Star Wars, but I feel like babes could be put into it pretty seamlessly.
Harry Potter, but instead of a wizarding school, it’s Babetown, USA, and they have to open a bikini car wash to save the rollercoaster on the pier. But other than that, it’s EXACTLY like Harry Potter.
Babe Wizards. It’s a proven formula.