-Take this medication to cure symptoms such as nasal congestion, cough, sore throat, and voice crack that makes you sound seventeen again. And not in the good Zach Ephron way.
-Do not exceed 6 doses in 24 hours. Unless you’re normal and only take this from time to time. In that case, the real number is about 40 in 7 hours. Go nuts.
-Take with food or crushed up and by snorting.
-This totally works when you’re not sick. You know how much better you feel when you’re sick and you take it? Well, use that data to calculate how great you’ll feel if you just have some before you go to the movies.
-As seen on Intervention.