I came across this book not so long ago
Okay, it was actually a REALLY long time ago that I came across this book. I’m a procrastinator, which is one of the things I want to improve, and hopefully that’s part of this book. I’m not one of these procrastinators who just declares that this is the case and moves on to the next case: The Case Of Why Are You Always Late, Pete?
No, I want to get better at all kinds of stuff.
I have high hopes for this book. Sure, there appears to be a cucumber on the front, which I don’t think will improve me much. What could a cucumber improve? I suppose if I felt like my butt was too tight I might could use it to help stretch things out. But I wouldn’t even begin to know how one can tell if the butthole is too tight. Also, I’m pretty sure that I would need a whole cucumber, not just a slice. Not to brag about how a slice can’t fix my butt, but I digress.
Now the premise of this book is that you would make one change a week, and over the course of a year you’d be a new man or woman. Or maybe newly a man or woman. Again, not sure what this book might tell me to do. However, although I’m shit, I’m not THAT shit. I’m pretty sure I can bang this out in a couple months. If I can make the change in a day, then fuck it. Let’s move on.
The first one is about drinking enough water. Look, I need help with a lot of shit, but I can’t spend a week of my life worried about water. Let’s do a day, see how it goes, and then move forward from there.
So look forward to these new entries, and you better goddamn hope that the next time I see you I won’t be so great that it’s impossible for us to hang out. Sorry, bro!